I've got an idea... The FAT BANK! If they can have a sperm bank, and if they can have a blood bank... then they can have a fat bank... they need to have a fat bank.
you know, for people like me who look at food and put on weight and people like Nicole Ritchie who don't eat but need the body fat..
Yeah - a place where people can go deposit or pick up fat. Think of how it could solve some of the world problems... Americans would be skinnier and refugees will no longer be a sack of bones.
I bet it would be easier for the Red Cross collecting fat than it is collecting blood.
You wouldn't get your free cookie and juice though... "no sorry, you finally just lost weight.., come back in 6 months".
oh.. and also just think how it could improve your status.. you can finally say you've got a fat bank account..No one's going to be thinking about lard in a bar..
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Monday, December 1, 2008
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there is no option for "Lame".
Ok.. i've added on more options for the Reactions but i can't get them all to show... anyone know how?
Watch what you say buddy....you dont want to write what you dont want your brother to see! I second your idea though, and i can guarantee i will have a fatter bank account than that bastard, so you can just stay home and read a book! you'll be having none of that, while im still alive!
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